hellooo (:

"When you can't sleep, well, you can't dream,
When you can't dream, well, what's life mean?" ~Hollywood Undead

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

fagology:

disnerd-psycho:

nopuedobro:

Pretty sure the face actors were hired appropriately

The picture of sophisticated grace

They didn’t even try with Elsa’s wig

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

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theworldisntreadyforzaynmalik:

remeber when people used to morph the boys together and get hot guys like this?

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got some rude awakenings today, RIP

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Tagged: #oh GOD

thechamberofsecrets:

SHOT ME OUTTA THE SKYYYYY

REMEMBER WHEN THEY ACTUALLY TRIIIIIED

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22tops:

you & why

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kinkyturtle:

2damnfeisty:

thecroptopmovement:

Willow Smith’s crop top style.

That girl is going to slay the game in a few years, watch. She is going to be the new supermodel.

willow smith has been killin it since she was like 8, she’s so amazing

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

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pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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what 3 years of tumblr has taught me:

electrokatz:

no matter how many followers you have, only 3 will acknowledge your existence unless you offer to rate their blog.  

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joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

  • book one: professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
  • book two: professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
  • book three: professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
  • book four: professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
  • book five: professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
  • book six: professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
  • book seven: professor mcgonagall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD
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